listen peoples... it's time we get it together, so since we FAIL to see how one another acts in the club... here's a list so that we can get it right for the new year... starting with tips for interacting with:
the DJ
1: asking for a song, and THEN threatening to stand by him until he plays it, probably cuts ur chances of hearing it down to zero.. us djs are some hilarious characters, and we WONT play it jus to piss u off...
2: reaching over the equipment with a drink in ur hand is automatic grounds for a smack..
3: I don't kno about other djs, but me... I only like to play songs ONCE... subliminal term for.. GET UR ASS THERE EARLY!! we all know the best songs are played between 12:30- 2am...
4: shout outs... touchy one right here, but has to get spoken on. for the record, the DJ doesn't owe anyone SHIT!! shout outs as well.. so it's pretty much up to the discresion of the said DJ to do shout outs.. but there are some guidelines... 1.if ur birthday passed by 3 weeks, u aren't entitled to a bday shout out, 2. if u want a personal shout out jus to feel important, that's cool, but jus to let em kno ur in the building?? that's corny.. 3. u wanna use MY time to promote ur upcoming parties?? not gonna fly.
5: requests... smh, there's so much I can say on this but imma keep it simple... if the DJ is in a certain genre, don't ask for some off the wall shit and want it played next.. pay attention to the crowd, if u think the song is corny that's being played and he floor is full... then I think u took an automatic fail on ur choice now didn't u.. my suggestion would then to be for u to sit down and shut the fuck up!! I got this!!!
moving on
club goers
1: attire. now... AS a DJ I see ALL of u, i notice if it took u a whole evening to dress or all of a tv commercial's length. point being is that if u stretching a size 12 foot into a 6 jus to keep that dream of small feet alive... fail.. if u stretching an inner tube of a gut into a deloren shirt jus to look nice... fail, ya look like a muffin... fellas, u ain't exempt, skinny jeans... leave those for the younger generation.. tryin to dance in em and constantly adjusting ur nuts?? FAIL..
2: everybody... i kno the club is supposed to be a form of release for he day, but please... KNOW YOUR LIMIT!! there's nohing worse than watchin ur drunk ass stumble across the dance floor like u in a pinball machine.. or that infamous chick sittin at the bar clutching her drink as she falls to the ground... u may think that shit is funny, but u look like an ass.. I kno I had my moment, (Orlando march madness) but shit, ya won't catch me slipping again.. so please, kno when to say when...
3: hygene... this should be a given, it's an insult to urself if u lookin good, nice outfit hair done properly only to step to someone and ur breath is smelling like a thousand miles of shit... pop a mint and get that desperately needed BANG ouf life before speaking or quite simply, do a breath check... it's free and convenient...
were in America, we use deoderant over here.. please make a note of it.
part two to this will follow in a few days.. jus had to get this off my chest... enjoy ur day!!!!
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