ok, well the first official weekend finds me making this note once again, i was gonna hold off, but last nites events have found me doin this shit NOW....
just to reiterate on a few from the last one....
1: strong arming the dj to try and play ur song, isnt a good look ANY way you put it....we know that u would love to hear that song that u constantly hear on the radio like ...32343434 times a day, but WE (djs) wanna hear that shit ONCE in the club, so ur best bet is to get there early...
2: any types of liquids being held over the dj equipment, will constitute an automatic screaming on....
3: you...AND I REPEAT...YOU are not entitled to a shout out..AT ALL..DURING NO TIME IN THE NIGHT am i obligated to shout ur ass out....DEAL WITH IT!!!!
now for some new ones.... (ill make it sporadic)
1: women...you hate it when men cat call u on some "yo" shit...so do us djs..trying to get our attention on some "yo" shit will definately get "yo" ass ignored...
2: back to the attire...ladies...if you put ur arms above ur head and ur stomach falls out of ur shirt...(refer to the he-man character "orko") THAT SHIT IS TOO SMALL!!! i for one am TIRED of seeing stomachs hanging out, i mean..save something for the imagination...
3: i love to see people dancing in the club...i mean..thats the whole objective of me being there...what im NOT interested in seeing tho, is dance routines...i mean...is this abdc or so you think you can dance or something?? i dont see no choreographers in the building..but if i throw on "single ladies", im not expecting to be entertained with the FULL video version with the hands switching back and forth and everything, cuz i jus might cut that shit off!! what next??
4: starting shit with the dj is an automatic fail hands down, if not, the most DUMBEST shit on the planet...understand, we have a million songs going thru our heads at 1 time, trying to please you and ur bullshit request is not a priority at that time, so have a coke and a smile, and shut the fuck up..
5: 4 seconds with no music in ur car is nothing...4 seconds with no music in a club, is an ETERNITY...its also our secret code to tell security to bring they ass to the booth cuz some asshole is fucking with us...LET US DO OUR JOB!!! we dont come to ur house and tell u how to screw ur wife or to ur job to tell u how to flip ur burgers....do we??? once again..WE GOT THIS!!
6: fighting in the club...cmon...lets remember a few things...1..we are ALL adults in there...2...its PACKED...ur gonna get bumped into, EXPECT IT!!....3: if you dont like ur shoes/timbs getting scuffed, wear some bullshit ones...(i know i do!!) either or, u look like a complete ASSHOLE fighting in the club, they have only a handful of clubs that play hip hop in that area, (im talking about my area now) DONT BE THE ASSHOLE WHO FUCKS IT UP FOR EVERYONE...take that shit outside...or better yet, brush that shit off...its REALLY not that serious...
7: i cant stress this enough...if u cant handle ur liquor, plain and simple...DONT DRINK!! u wont look like a wuss at the bar drinking water or juice ....i can respect u for that..i know my limit thats why u will catch me with water....but seeing u drink that liquid courage and wanna fight everyone in the spot is not a good look, or the chick who wanna show ALL her contents under her skirt, then wants to blame it on the a a a a a alcohol is jus nuts....
8: fellas...if a chick dont wanna dance wit u, she just dont wanna dance with u, LEAVE IT ALONE!! u fail IMMEDIATELY callin her names... some songs are jus for females to dance wit they girls wit, its all good, brush ur ego off and breeze to the next one!!!
9: shades in the club...smmfh...what the fuck??? i can hardly see wit those on my face during the DAY...let alone during the night!!! FAIL!!
10: ron browz said it best...NO WIFE-ING IN THE CLUB!!!!
11. end of the day....RESPECT THE CLUB...
aite im out...until the next batch of bullshit i see...take it easy in the club, and nothing for nothing...respect the dj!!! we WILL make OR break ur night!! hahahahahaha!!
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